Don’t tap on the glass, you’ll scare the nerd.
When you’re a nerd that has been raised by nerds (instead of being self-taught) it’s not surprising that you come across certain struggles when trying to interact with the rest of the world. It feels like your entire existence is a prolonged effort in trying to fit in with the cool kids at school. It’s like a constant personality culture shock. You can’t change the environment you were raised in as much as someone can’t help the colour hair they were born with.
If I were to give you brief, rundown of my upbringing stats it’d go like this;
Mum: member of MENSA, lived in the Far East in the early 80s, was a PA who then went on to run a computer engineering company, is scary good at maths, can read a book overnight, artistic, and an amazing cook
Dad: in the Who’s Who of Architecture, loves music of all forms, plays guitar, likes trains, stupidly artistic, enjoys walking, huge fan of cinema, Tolkein and Pratchett geek, loves history, and is an excellent drinker.
Sister: Tennis and lacrosse extraordinaire, fifteen years my senior, amazing at playing the piano, also plays the guitar, oh and the flute as well, introduced me to Madonna and Guns and Roses, had an awesome 80s perm, loves Snoopy and Garfield, used to play Sega Megadrive with me, took me on fun trips out in her car, and she’s always been monstrously successful at everything she’s done
I had the perfect upbringing and I couldn’t have wished for a more amazing and loving group of people to have raised me.
If I think back really hard I honestly think the first film I remember watching was Star Wars; it was everything to me. Princess Leia was the only princess I knew or cared about, Han Solo was my hero, and I wanted to be Boba Fett when I grew up. After that it was Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, and Batman. I watched everything my dad and sister would watch, they were open-minded enough to let me enjoy everything available to me. I’d sit and watch Blackadder and Red Dwarf, probably the reason I developed a dark and weird sense of humour so early on.
I was the weird kid who was out of time with everyone else her age. Save for my best friend, Sophie who practically lived in our house (and I in hers), she’s my soul mate and because we shared in each other’s upbringings we are the same. I got bullied and teased at school because I was so glaringly different.
In secondary school I found a group of girls who all shared the same quirky view on life that I did. There was my friend from prep school, Cat, and then there was Jeni, and Sarah. We became the weird goth kids who sat at the back of the class talking about programs like the Young Ones and Monty Python, we obsessed over bands like The Who and the Sex Pistols, and when Jeni managed to track down a VHS copy of A Clockwork Orange we knew we’d reached the height of rebellious cool (even if no one else knew wtf we were on about).
The safe environment we created for ourselves protected us and because we were all into the same weird shit as each other we all felt a little less lonely.
Then we all went our separate ways and (nervously) entered the world.
I scurried off to the University of Liverpool to study something super nerdy, Classics! Now, to me this was something I had never considered to be an unheard of subject, why would it be? Classics is the original degree. I came from a school that taught compulsory Latin and we did Classics at A-Level, I had learnt about Greek Myths and Roman history my whole life. My nerd brain would twitch with confusion when someone would say, “What’s that? Is that like music?”. I’d blink heavily and tell them that would, in fact, be a music degree. After a while I switched to just telling everyone I did Archaeology and was more than happy with being told I was “just like Indiana Jones”.
When it came to going out into the big scary world of adulting (adj: to do adult stuff) I was faced with the challenge of trying to function when not surrounded by like-minded people.
I learnt very quickly that what I considered to be common knowledge, you know the stuff you just know, wasn’t present in everyone else. Conversely, people realised very quickly that I wasn’t normal and it was like school all over again. I felt really isolated. What was to blame? Was it my upbringing, my intelligence, the type of schools I went to, my friends, or was it just me in general? I got by on talking about TV and fashion, easy!
Probably the most bizarre issue and difference in upbringing I was surprised to find I had was travelling, as in holidays. Growing up we would always go to our chalet in Switzerland for skiing in the winter. My dad threw a pair of skis on me as soon as I could stand up. In the summer we would go between the Lake District, Scotland, and Europe; we’d spent a few summers going to Spain and touring the mainland; staying at each Parador along the way. We never did holidays where you sat next to a pool for ten days and did fuck all; to this day the idea makes me feel sullied and unusual. I struggle to comprehend it when someone returns from holiday and upon being asked how it went all they talk about is how good the hotel was – personally, I don’t see the point in that kind of holiday, but it’s each to their own I guess. I’m 100% certain that there are people reading this, livid, because they think not moving from the confines of a hotel for a week is bliss and they can’t understand why I go on holiday to get up early every day and explore every inch of the place, visit all the museums, and learn all I can. I see each trip abroad as an insight into the beautiful and fascinating world we live in. I’ve walked through the Alhambra Palace, climbed mountains in Nepal, and stayed in a 17th Century castle amongst countless other wonderful things.
I feel my eclectic and eccentric personality hinder me. I wish I could be the fascinating and vibrant person everyone wants to invite over for dinner; like a Stephen Fry knock-off. Unless I’m in the right company, I have learnt to keep my mouth shut when I notice a reference to something, whether it be subtle or blatantly obvious, because I can’t stand the absent look of “oh, right” after I have to sit there are explain myself. How is it possible for people to make me feel stupid for knowing something? I don’t know, but they manage to. I never feel clever or proud for knowing anything, I find myself feeling ostracised for having a wider knowledge; it’s as if I can hear the angry mob coming to burn me as a witch, “she knows things we don’t, she’s not normal!”.
I’m not ashamed by my interests, upbringing, and education. I would much rather be enlightened and standing outside the cave than sat inside looking at the shadows (there’s a reference in there btw).
Even though I’ve been in the grown up world for years now, I still don’t feel like I fit in. I have my small group of friends who are equally as nerdy and weird as I am, but when someone says you should maybe avoid using words like ‘Sisyphean’ in your emails at work because nobody knows what it means, you’re swiftly knocked back down. Or the time when I was bellowed at by a woman who was having a fight with the photocopier after I told her it wasn’t working because Skynet had become self-aware and it was rebelling against us.
As I’ve said, being a pedigree nerd isolates you and I’ll always be branded as “weird” (said in a negative tone), BUT when a nerd finds another nerd it’s magic, and we can enjoy everything the world offers us.